by me November 27, 2004

Peter Jok: Man, I'm glad we didn't play at the little bitch gym this year.
Sam Norman: What's the little bitch gym?
Peter Jok: Waukee's gym that's barely big enough for a middle school game.
Sam Norman: Man!!!! Fuck Waukee!!!!!
Sam Norman: What's the little bitch gym?
Peter Jok: Waukee's gym that's barely big enough for a middle school game.
Sam Norman: Man!!!! Fuck Waukee!!!!!
by CIML2011 February 25, 2011

a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: "that's the way the cookie crumbles" & "that's just the way things are".
John: I can't believe Ryan donated blood just to put food on the table.
Pete: Well, bitches gotta eat.
Pete: Well, bitches gotta eat.
by therealmagee December 8, 2014

by Jambabo September 11, 2003

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.
Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.
by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009

a nigga who thinks he is more than what he actually is, that whines and is a little girl and gets scared easily. Relies on other people.
by Jonny Boss December 26, 2005

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010
