Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Face Buds

When something is so full of flavour it hits your taste buds with such a whack it makes you pull facials!

"are you okay man...? what's up with that face..?!" "yeah, I just licked a lemon and it hit all my face buds"

by Dewdrops August 20, 2019

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020

Doll face

In school slang this means a weak person with a pretty face

Do you see she is weak at every thing but she pretty so most of the boys and girls let her go. Her nickname is typically doll face.

by 459395 February 22, 2022

Face to Pan

The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...

That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!

by meowkittyyyyyyyy August 23, 2011

petty-face

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.

Damn girl, your boyfriend got a petty-face.

by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010