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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020
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Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022
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Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread
by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020
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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
mugGet the my dog your catmug.

big dog syndrome

when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022
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Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.
I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.
by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011
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