may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day
Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*
by Hhggj May 22, 2023
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All humans must give Frank their Juul along with pods in this day.
Boy: wow i’m living this juul. it hits hella smooth.
Frank: Gimme dat shit nigga. It’s National Give Frank Free Juuls Day.
by v8pe god 69420 April 20, 2019
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If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,
Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!
by Duck laugher April 12, 2023
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 10, 2024
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January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day
by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023
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