Tab-Face

its a verb... a face that you make, when someone says something that makes absolutely no sense at all, or says something that is completely irrelevant to the conversation!!!!

my girl asked me if I really loved her, and I literally gave her the tab-face

by Georgia peach 563 October 13, 2025

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Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

by anonymous October 17, 2025

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Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out, looks good in all angles, is photogenic, etc.

“Ashley is so beautiful, bro. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

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Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.

“Ashley is so gorgeous. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

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.9.Only One Borough <Brooklyn> 《Brooklyn》 Has The Pale Faced Lie As A Book.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 27, 2025

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Margarine Face

A discount butterface, applicable to any gender, where a person's face looks like something you scoop out of a tub and put on pre-sliced white bread.

Dude, Melanie has butter face.

You like her body, bro?

No dude, not at all.

Oh, that's what butterface means - I like all of her but her face - it's from a song.

Oh, no I mean her face looks like butter.

Oh, you mean she has margarine face.

by anonymous November 10, 2025

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