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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023
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national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021
*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day
by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021
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National prank day

Today is the day to get back at any or everybody who pranks you during April fools or Halloween!! This holiday is celebrated every year on October 10th...go get them!! :-)
by Thgkdksnxilrnjeed October 10, 2024
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national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)
person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day
by lovex10111 January 28, 2020
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national dress like delaena day

when you wake up the first and play your favorite pop smoke song, wear some J’s and be da little brown villain u are
it’s national dress like Delaena day dude we ain’t fuckin wit dat youngboy
by Dontgetsalty January 13, 2021
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National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?
Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!
by hydralkiss April 23, 2024
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National girlfriend day

national gf day is on may 22nd and on this day you should post and spoil your gf and if she’s ur gf that’s not ur gf yet MAKE HER YOUR GF THIS DAY!
national girlfriend day is when you should remind her of what she means to you
by minionluvr May 19, 2022
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