VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

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Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023

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Me

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Me is good

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A nigga like me

Your average black person

Idk read the definition a nigga like me

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

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Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

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