like zoned

When a person likes you and you like them back but you don't date

I am so like zoned
We are in the like zone

by Shxlontxy88 August 19, 2017

The friend zone

The friend zone is a made up concept, it was created by nice guys and girls in an attempt to downplay the person who turned them down. If you become friends with someone just so you can get in their pants, you are manipulating that person. When those people who believe the friend zone exist get rejected, they blow up and threaten the person who politely turned them down.

N.G =nice guy/girl
N.G: I love you anon
Anon: sorry n.g but I’m (gay, taken, not interested, only see us as friends) I hope you understand...
N.G: oH wOw AnOn! I gIvE yOu AlL mY aTtEnTiOn AnD i TrEaTeD yOu NiCeLy By HoLdInG tHe DoOr OpEn FoR yOu! BuT nO! I’m JuSt FrIeNd ZoNe MaTeRiAl! I hOpE yOu GeT (killed, abused, fired, kys) gOoDbYe BiTcH! tHaNkS fOr RuInInG mY sElF eStEeM bY pUtTiNg Me In ‘the friend zone’

by Pooootaaaatoooooo June 26, 2020

Zones

Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses.

e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"

Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones

Got life , I got my life

by Neilyneil August 19, 2008

Zoney

Scouse slang for a Saveaway, or other all-day travel pass.

I get three buses to work.
That must be expensive.
Yeah, but I get a zoney so it's ok.

by iSplodge December 17, 2011

skeet zone

The area of which your skeet flies, usually a couple of inches but for me about 20 to 20 1/2 yards.

I was blessed with a high pressured, long shooting, zipping skeet zone.

by "Firehose" May 5, 2005

Landing Zone

A gaming clan whose leader has a perverted mind, lies about his/her relationship status, cheats his/her members out of their money through "donations," and holds all the power in order to keep his/her income sufficient whilst he/she plays FarmVille.

Person 1: Dude, that Landing Zone clan is wack.

Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.

by An Enlightened Individual May 13, 2010

zoned

High on something; off in the Ozone layer of the atmosphere.

"Marc came over with some weed and we got zoned."

by Ace February 5, 2002