wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

come out in the wash

to be dealt with in the normal set of events

My homework will come out in the wash.

by Light Joker February 10, 2007

Bog wash

While having sexual intercourse "doggie style" over a toilet him/her shoves the others head in toilet.

dave: yo you muck that bitch last night ?

Kyle: aww ya bro! gave that slut a bog wash, nearly drown that bitch

by Rbuds August 26, 2017

Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

by Black008 September 3, 2013

Dick washing question

A trick question. It goes,someone asks you:"will you suck my dick if I wash it?". And they usually say:"no". And then they say: "You dirty dick sucker". It also doesn't get you off the hook if you say yes.

Did he get the dick washing question on you?

by Deep blue 2012 May 2, 2010

White Washed Walls

When some one masturbates so hard that all the sperm loaded in the tanks comes out and usually sprays out and has been known to change wall colours and even kill people in close range

Wife:i think our wall should hav a new colour im thinking an artistic messey creamey white patel colour. A nice White Washed Walls
Husband:well give me 2 minutes an LCD 52" with high definition and a Jenna Jameson porno and ill make the magic free of charge.
Wife: shud i stay.
Husband no i dnt want to loose u.

by Echo Park March 27, 2008

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009