Brian Williams

God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.

Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.

by Coexistence November 30, 2009

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

william's wig

Bill's toupee. (bills to pay)

John: I would love to give you money for that wonderful beej you just gave me, but I have mad william's wig.

Hooker: I'm calling my pimp.

by stefanmartin April 4, 2008

William Hung

A talented commedian. Tried out for American Idol and because he didn't sound like other people, he lost. Then he became famous.

William Hung sang "She bangs!"

by Anna July 16, 2004

William the Conqueror

As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!

Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

by cranking it up March 13, 2011

Britton Williams

One who has a huge cock and violently abuses others with it.

Adam: Did you hear Brandon needed 612 stitches in his asshole?
Nick: Britton Williams. (Shakes head in disgust)

by GFYMNIGGER October 6, 2021

Wet William

The uncomfortable result of hitting a bong filled with too much water. You get bong water on your lips, or even worse, in your mouth.

"Ohh, gross, Wet William."
"Did you still get a good hit?"
"(cough)...yeah"

by g-rock61 November 22, 2004