Five Under

(V.) Originating from being able to pass someone when driving, even if you slowed down to 5 mph under the speed limit. Has since evolved to mean "to pass someone with ease"

These morning joggers are so slow, I could five under them any time I wanted.

I only got my promotion because everyone else is so stupid or lazy that I five undered them.

by MattyBev June 6, 2018

Under spiff

When a guy has a mustache and he blows on a woman's bush.

I gave this chick a under spiff

by Pinkie Fett June 7, 2015

falling under

To be under hellish conditions against one's will & succumb to notions of death......

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

"In his padlock cell---he's falling under....."

by Artemis Valentino September 18, 2016

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

under the guys of

Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.

There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.

by QuacksO January 12, 2025

under gas

Under the influence ; drunk, high, or both.

I was a bit under gas last night and ended up fighting.

by mauzer48 November 1, 2020