Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter Kale

When vegetarians/vegans get into a fight on Twitter; Twitter beef but for vegetarians/ vegans

-"wow, did you see that Twitter beef?"
~"actually it was Twitter kale, they were vegans."

by Big_Trouty July 13, 2016

twitter hoe

a male or females who gets around on twitter

synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut

"you know anthony swanson on twitter?"
"yeah girl he such a twitter hoe!"

by chyeeah July 5, 2016

Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017

Twitter diplomacy

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

twitter twerk

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017