reverse happy trail

When a guy has a patch of hair on his lower back that leads to his butt.

"Yo, this guy I'm seeing has a reverse happy trail!"

"Oh.. that is not too happy"

by nobutt July 4, 2016

Paving a happy trail

When one shits on your chest and proceeds to smear it with there ass creating a paved appearance

Dude I totally met up with this chick and she started paving a happy trail.

by Groos July 26, 2019

Geist of Saint Traft

Originating from a Magic: The Gathering card, Geist of Saint Traft is an old male ghost with a harem of hot young sexy angels.

Did you see Geist of Saint Traft this combat step? He's hooking up with yet another different angel. What a transparent slut...

Oh, you're playing Geist of Saint Traft as your commander? Everyone, let's gang up on the angel harem player before it gets out of hand.

by YetAnotherLonelyPhysicist August 17, 2019

Country Road Forest Trail

When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.

Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night

by Barnabus III December 24, 2020

The Campaign Trail

political simulation game where you can replay “scenarios,” or past elections

I just won the 1896 Election as William J Bryan on the Campaign Trail.

by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022

Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.

"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"

by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022