saddle bags

they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh...resembles a horse's saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs

She has nasty saddlebags

by toy October 19, 2003

bag-a-bon

a dude of a certain shruggoff such as: luney, funny, crazy and most of all weird.

My bestfriend is such a bag-a-bon.
Look at that funny guy he's a bag-a-bon

by elizabeth Melton. May 1, 2008

bag up

To put a condom on your widge

Bag up or you can bugger off I don't want a 9 pound little screamer!

by mama f December 28, 2005

Bag head

1) Term for a drug user. Possibly originating from the manner in which solvent addicts imbibe glue; they put the substance into a bag then repeatedly breath in and out with the bag over their mouth.

2) Its modern use is more likely to refer to a smack (heroin) addict and is usually a term of abuse.

1) That bag head was in my shop buying glue again today.

2) Some dirty bag heads left needles on the school playing field.

by Flame August 31, 2003

tea bag

When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.

Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...

by thefinpope May 13, 2005

double-bag it

To use two condoms when banging a bitch.

Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.

by Nick D December 3, 2003

skank bag

A woman really bad credit, bleach blonde hair, a fake bake sun tan which has added 15 years of wrinkles to her face, borderline anorexic who wears half-shirts that display her multiple c-sections, who has many kids from many men (usually the first one while she was still in high school), who shacks up with your buddy because he pays all of the bills and she won't let him out of her sight for fear he will find a better deal (any other chick with less kids, better credit). It seems like a good deal for your pal in the beginning because the baby's daddy's kept all the kids, but she then will lay claim to everything in your buddy's life: his house, his car, his golf vacations, his steak knives... etc.

My buddy is being used by that skank bag... She will probably get him to pay for her kids' college.

by Iowa October 14, 2006