If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
by MM197 October 05, 2018
When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.
by HAGARD May 26, 2008
by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021
Is once a man get naked you leave your socks on and proceeded to rub your feet in on a carpet for an extended amount of time and gather enough static electricity on one’s self, then you go to insert your penis into your partners vagina creating a painful yet enjoyable static discharge inside of them making it pretty electrifying.
Charlie really cooked my vagina last night with that Cape Town shuffle last night . I might buy him some new socks as he wore a hole in the last pair causing a grounding issue.
by The Cape Town shuffle May 03, 2024
When you sell your legs in order to afford a puppy, but you don’t own a wheelchair. You then have to shuffle your way around, therefore becoming a Shuffle Nugget
by HopperTouchesKids September 19, 2021