Hughes Time

When someone is always late.

That guy is on hughes time!

by Concerned member of staff July 1, 2007

Turk Time

The time describing you and your friends heading out to smoke a Camel Turkish Gold... Anytime is a good time for turk time!

Me: Yo Pein, turk time?
Pein: <gibberish>....
Me: Aight.

by curlyheadfuck August 15, 2009

Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

Time Waster

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.

That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.

by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013

that time of month

when you have your period

It's that time of month for me. I'm gonna curl up in bed with chocolate and watch Grey's Anatomy

by kanger February 26, 2014

Nowhere Time

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)

My day sucked. I wanna go to nowhere time.

by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009