tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

by IvyWood March 30, 2010

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021

Hengolian tree

A tree that resides in the beautiful town of Hengelo in the Netherlands and is at its blooming stage in late March and early April.

It is of utmost beauty to see the Hengolian trees in their whites and pinks, every spring.

by Noirlion April 1, 2022

Tree Stinky

Team Three

Team Three is Tree Stinky.

by Clashyyyy May 10, 2020

Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest

Explain you birch tree🦌

by Purplemf February 25, 2022

Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018