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Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010
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spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna
spider-web sex must have got caught up
by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009
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Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.
Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.
by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010
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Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.
Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys
by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013
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Curry spider phenomenon

When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole
The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib
by Curry mister January 16, 2017
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killed a white spider

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
by Allsorties July 19, 2017
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Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there
"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."
by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019
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