When you take your socks off in the morning after sleeping in them, and all the hair on your feet is stuck to your foot, causing an annoying itch.
by Nelson Steamer July 09, 2006
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree July 17, 2006
The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.
by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011
by shitwag November 17, 2007
A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.
The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.
It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.
It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.
The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.
It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.
It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.
Used in conversation:
"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"
"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"
"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"
"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"
by soot_and_stars September 16, 2009
A game in which, two pairs of men have penetrative anal intercourse whilst wearing bright white cotton socks. Whoever gets HIV first wins, if you get Gonorrhoea or anything else you lose
by rapheboy April 04, 2009
Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.
by MichelaBrown October 14, 2008