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Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.
by Daanyal June 6, 2010
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ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.
I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.
by Sarev0k August 24, 2011
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Roof Ninja

1. In modern First Person Shooters, these are the players that find the highest spot in the map or some inconspicuous place on a ledge until they time it just right to attack.

Then, they proceed to camp in that spot again until the next victim. They rarely leave that place because they have deemed it the most advantageous spot to camp, hardest to reach to counter-attack, etc.

(often a glitched spot in CoD or a place worthy of expert UT trial runners)
Any game of Call of Duty, BF2, Unreal Tournament.

"Zomg will someone kill that roof ninja. He is a no talent ass clown who sucks at camping."
by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010
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Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.
Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.
by avtor17 February 7, 2018
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Ninja Skee

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.
What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!
by chrism2yo January 23, 2008
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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging
I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.
by Axon March 15, 2015
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