When I first saw the statue of David, I could not control my primal impulse... I was compelled to become a full time fine art licker... with my tongue.
by BlueTotem December 28, 2017

by Oscardawg December 22, 2023

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021

by Shamedog February 13, 2021

by Corvetteowen April 17, 2017

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