hoodie licker

(adj) someone who will suck up to a person just because they like both mental attention and physical attention

becky: omg josh i really like the shirt, let me feel it.
josh: stop being such a hoodie licker.

by pinalicka October 14, 2023

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

portugeese leg licker

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Chinavide May 6, 2018

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

bread licker

when someone pulls out a condom and proceeds to deep throat it.

“ girl guess what! luke is a bread licker”

by craycrayray January 17, 2021

Trashbuns Licker

Noun: to describe a person who is just the eptimoe of trash but does not deserve to be called 'garbage or trash'

"See Joey over there. Yeah he's a trashbuns licker. I don't know why you hangout with him."

by CloudySmegmaUnicornFireFarm June 12, 2023