Openeable

my legs when I see a lady in blue jays shorts.

Wow my legs are openeable after seeing mandy in her shorts

by Daanutaa January 20, 2019

spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

something literally EVERYBODY has said

You: Why can't I laugh?
Me: You know what they say... a hearty chuckle leaves an open throat

by everyonesaidthat December 22, 2021

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".

Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so

by tambor58 April 21, 2010

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023

Show opening skipper

Someone who only appreciates the show and not the opening

Person 1: hey did you here John skipped season twos opening

Person 2:that’s a show opening skipper for ya

by hahahahahahahhah your mommm May 16, 2022