Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Cop Pigs

Stupid NPC cops in GTA V and Online who can't even act like fucking real life cops. You end up getting a 1 wanted star just because of going into your garage, walking and doing nothing wrong. They are also known as bald fucktards.

Player 1: Let's see your car, bro!
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*

by SteinsSpar March 30, 2019

Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019

Cop A Case

"Cop a case" Termed by JLP is when an individual does something to cause a court case. This can range from anything that has to do with fighting to using violent terms.

"My moms bothering me I swear I'm finna cop a case"

by the boyfriend that tries May 23, 2019

Cop

Anyone who enforces codes of conduct, rules and/or guidelines.

That boy's a cop, trying to lay diwn the "law".

by Lxver Bxy June 4, 2019

I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.

Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"

by INKREFIED October 1, 2019

Cop

A man or a woman who is paid by the state to whoop up your ass,six ways to sunday

Jack-some cops beat me up yesterday when I tried to hang out with Jenny.
John-Man,their job actually among many others include being paid to unleash a can of Whoopass on us

by Titus rutto October 8, 2019