by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
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The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....
Because- No Good Can Come Of It.
And the ones that say , good can come of it, are fucking backstabbers that have no empathy, no soul, no conscious OR are still looking for their missing grand baby....
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022
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