Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere March 28, 2011
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 21, 2020
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Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 01, 2010
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Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.
Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"
by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014
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Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
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Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"
by FMJ Javelin April 14, 2021
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the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"
I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.
by Special needs student September 01, 2012
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