blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

blind baby

A one eyed brother in law

Hey blind baby lets go deer hunting

by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.

I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.

by Agent 145 December 6, 2018

Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

i turned a blind eye

hice la vista gorda

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it

by CR29911 July 7, 2017