Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.

Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022

Panda<3

An awesome person that “lou” loves soooo much , a perfect person, a very sweet person

Oh you know Panda<3 ?
Oh yes you mean the most perfect person

by Lou<33 October 17, 2021

Purple Pandas

The group of Minecraft YouTubers that will obviously win Minecraft Championships. Team includes the almighty sylvee and her less important sidekicks Sapnap, Georgenotfound, and Dreamwastaken.

hell yeah, Purple Pandas are winning MCC!

by bitchboy_pissbaby July 18, 2020

Blue panda F

When a panda decides to dump blue paint on itself then stick its finger up its ass

Yo Ronald I was taking a walk and saw a panda pull a Blue panda f

by Rowlith octopus December 20, 2022

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

Panda

A slur used for blasians (black+asian)

josh: "shes a panda."
alex:"dude thats super racist."

by angeldrool August 16, 2022