cobra teaser

someone who teases someones penis

when a man penetrates a woman with his penis but doesnt get off because she walks away.so she is concidered a cobra teaser

by muffcannon5000 September 27, 2009

Fuck Tease

a girl who finds something thats like a dick and plzys with it like a dick.

WOAH dude look at that hot busty blond doing a FUCK TEASE on her bike" "Kinkkky

by Jane 36 d size bra September 26, 2010

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Elevator Tease

When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.

*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!

by Friggin' Biggs November 24, 2010

tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them

I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.

by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011

Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

Information Tease

When someone starts telling a story/ saying something then refuses to say the rest.

Friend: Oh my god this weekend was sooo craazy!
Yourself: what happend?
Friend: Oh I can't tell you.
Yourself: You's such an information tease!

by Neenee2014 April 24, 2011