Take a Morten

When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.

"I bet you will take a Morten on the next party"
"Last weekend I was so drunk, I took a Morten"

by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017

Taking a mahaney

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.

Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem January 03, 2021

bozo take

Someone that thinks their opinion is good but it’s actually dumb.

Rugger- “Alex isn’t the best twitter spaces host”
Airship- “bozo take”

by Airshiptycoon October 21, 2022

Take the penny

It’s a sex game u put a penny inside an object then hide it inside the persons body some where and that persons next sexual partner has to find it take the penny n pass it on to someone who’s going to another sex meet up

Penny’s in the phone in the rear end Go get it big boy. Take the penny, pass it on

by Chris Doherty May 16, 2018

Taking a screenshot

When a girl masterbates buy using fingers on one hand in her pussy and using her other hand to rub her clit thus “taking a screenshot” with her pussy

Girl 1: have you heard of “taking a screenshot”?

Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!

by Real_Legend69 August 03, 2021

Note-Taking

To the average student, "note-taking" means "taking words" from one location and moving them to a different one.

The student completed his note-taking by paraphrasing what he found on-line and moving it onto his keynote presentation.

by hkrgirl January 26, 2018

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018