sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.

-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.

by XDmlgXD October 4, 2016

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Spermbrow

When someone's eyebrows look like sperm cells

She has spermbrows

by Dotbird July 16, 2016

sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

by gaz999 September 13, 2016

spermabilia

When a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.

Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.

by Tittsmcgee July 1, 2017