Stoners Math

A simple way to do math. Where you add a number to a number and get the sum of the number as the final number.

stoners math is 5+5=55

by Caitlin Stone December 20, 2008

stoner

Some of the most successful people who are looked down upon by idiotic alcoholics, coke heads, and/or those who are insecure about themselves. Ignorant people say that being smoking weed (everyday) is bad but the fact of the matter is, weed is the greatest and most harmless thing to put in your body.

Tommy Chong and Marc Emery are my heroes and they are both stoners.

by Danny Blaine September 13, 2011

stoner

A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.

Normal person 'oh what a lovely day'

Stoner 'hahaha look at that fucking squirrel, bro'

by TheCrazyMaddie June 3, 2011

Stoner

Little whiny bitches who smoke weed all day and waste the time of other people with actual lives. They aren't very intelligent and they are the worst type of class clowns. They stink like nobody's business and in 20 years, will be living with their mother while the rest of the world will be enjoying the fruits of their labor: A nice house and car and plenty of money to spend on a comfortable life. :) They bitch about people looking down on weed because they are jealous. They wish their lives weren't such wastes.

Hey. Look at that kid. He's a stoner. We all know where he's going to be in 20 years. He's going to be the best burger flipper ever!!!!

by derpxx October 13, 2010

stoped

A surfer/stoner slang for being excited, exspecialy regarding a recent occurrence.

"Dude like i'm, totaly stoped!" , "Dude I am stoped, this is awsome!" , "Oh man, i'm stoped" , "I just got my new guitar, dude i'm stoped!" "I'm stoped out man, you guys are awsome!"

by Mithotyn December 9, 2005

stoners

anyone who prefers a work free, drug place

those dready, dirty, smelly, hippie stoners over there

by Johnny Griptape October 1, 2006

stoner

One who throws stones.Especially at kids who are ugly.

Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That

by A true stoner March 4, 2007