louisiana Stir Stick

The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron

When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.

by bubba ho January 27, 2008

short story

Having a small dick! Like Trey from school.

Trey says"Hey My research paper is going to be my dick." Jared says "well trey thats a short story!"

by Short Story May 12, 2016

instagram story

A total copy of snapchat stories.

He posted that picture of the beach on his instagram story.

by seeligfamm March 23, 2017

toy story 2 was okay

an ice breaker to be used after an extremely awkward moment. it derives from one of demetri martin's jokes about a bathroom stall.

girl 1: "ew, why is that girl bald?"
girl 2: "...she has cancer."
girl 1: "...toy story 2 was okay."

by carpal May 24, 2010

Sex Story

A freshman in high school had a friend. He was a sexy badass country boy. He had lots of girls but she didnt care. He was hot. So she told him she liked him and he liked her too. He gave her his number and they texted for a few weeks. After a while they started talking about sex. He asked he to go fishing with him. She said yes and convinced her parents to let her go. The next day he drove by her house in his loud 95 chevy truck to pick her up. They drove to his fishing spot and got out and sat on the banks of a lake. They started talking and he kissed her. Before they knew it they were frenching. Then she hopped on top of him and he started grabbing her ass. He flipped her over and unbottoned her jeans. He inserted his fingers into he pussy and she was already wet. He started penetrating her. After 5 minutes she came. Then she turned over and unbotoned his pants and she grabbed his dick and started sucking it until he came too. They both zipped up and went back to his truck. They promised to do this again and next time get to 4th base.

Sex Story

by Real_Country_Girl December 20, 2018

Love Story Complex

Women who believe "love" is like it is in the movies. They believe men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women.

Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.

Q: Will you love me like The Notebook?

A: No, it's not possible to love someone like that. Don't watch those kinds of movies...they give you Love Story Complex!

by angda13 May 12, 2009

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015