stingray

When you pull your nutsack taught over your tecticles and penis in an upward motion, enclosing the entire genital organ with skin.

Jess thought it would be funny to scare his mother by showing her his stingray. He tugged at his nutsack hard, until his balls and meat were completely covered. His pants dropped to his knees and his mother stared in awe at his amazing stingray.

by John McDonagh April 23, 2003

stinger

The opposite of the shocker, ONE in the cooter and TWO in the pooter.

This girl was a freak and always wanted the stinger

by The Dirty Hebrew April 22, 2003

Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".

Nick, you are a stingy asshole.

by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Stingray

Given that stingrays have two soft flaps on either side and a hole in the middle, the word 'stingray' is a viable euphemism for the female genitalia, assuming that the flaps would correspond to the labia, and the hole would correspond to the vagina.

I first put this euphemism to use after my girlfriend and I went to the zoo. She went to the stingray-petting exhibit and I couldn't control my immature glee. Later, I masturbated her so that we could both change our Facebook statuses to inform the world of our love for petting stingrays.

1. Woman, I'll pet your stingray all night long.

by Sub30ms August 6, 2007

Stingey

The feeling of needing to have a sh*t, the usual face of someone feeling stingey would be >.< . The process of then taking the dump would be 'Stinge Relief'

Oliver: ''Oh, i'm feeling bit Stingey!''

Ollie: ''Go to the toilet for some Stinge Relief then!''

by Ollie.A January 8, 2012

five-finga stinga

to quickly jab someone between the buttcheeks with all five fingers, works when person is clothed as well.

When my boyfriend got out of the shower, I snuck up on him with a five-finga stinga.

by akso November 22, 2006