The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016

Terry B Shuffle

T B shuffle.

While taking a shit in a public restroom. Climb under to the next stall and lick the balls of the guy next to you while trying to grab one of his turds.

Last night while taking a shit a fag next to me tried to do a Terry B shuffle

by Pork Chop Cash June 14, 2017

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

Sexual predator shuffle

When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.

"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."

by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019