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sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
by angry white kid July 24, 2010
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secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree July 17, 2006
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Oatmeal sock

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.
Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.
by arch duke carlton January 25, 2011
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gym sock

Whe a man takes a huge steaming shit in a tube sock and proceeds to beat his women with it.
Man i fuckin' hit that betch with my gym sock last night.
by shitwag December 15, 2007
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Cotton Socks

A game in which, two pairs of men have penetrative anal intercourse whilst wearing bright white cotton socks. Whoever gets HIV first wins, if you get Gonorrhoea or anything else you lose
C S: Hey dude lets play cotton socks

Tom: Id love to but i already have HIV so i win

C S: Aww man!
by rapheboy April 4, 2009
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Glasgow Sock

A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.

The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.

It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.

It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.
Used in conversation:

"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"

"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"
by soot_and_stars September 16, 2009
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Business Socks

Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.
When the man wears his Business Socks, the ladies are ready for makin' love for 2 minutes.
by MichelaBrown February 18, 2009
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