Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.

He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.

by Krmic February 1, 2014

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone

I was spitting savage to that hoe.

by June9 December 2, 2014

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

sitting them down

verb

/sit•T͟Həm•doun/

to defeat an opponent massively, usually in a high-competition game or MMO.

-It seems like John was sitting them down at that baseball game.

-Oh, yeah, I was sittin' people down every time they dueled me. Best part is- I beat 'em with a panda bear stuffed animal item.

by Bepepepepep March 25, 2016

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016