Siemon

Siemon is a handsome dude who's a bit crazy. But he can easily make friends from over the world. He can find girls easily but hard to say it he's in love with her

Siemon is special name abd he loves cucumbers

by Someone and no one November 8, 2019

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”

did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.

by shatikiliki November 28, 2019

Simon

A tall boyo with blond hair

Person A: "Hey hows that?"
Person B: "oh! Him? That's Simon!"

by YeetnDelet December 5, 2019

Simon Tall

Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall

I wish I was like Simon Tall

by Talls Minion December 11, 2019

Sinon

A liar.

From the roman Aeneid Sinon tricked the prince of Troya to let in the troyan horse.

A: He's definitely lying
B: Oh he's such a Sinon

by RødCecil December 13, 2019

Sindon

Sindon is normally geeky and short. Everyone calls him sid instead. He normally plays sports but never carries on with it through life. He has a girlfriend and 5 kids (that he probably didn’t know about) and a very large family.

Wow he’s definitely a Sindon!

by christmastimesunshine December 13, 2019