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Simon

I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.
by Mariana y Martín February 11, 2020
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Simon Lebatt

mr funny man hes the big funny the biggest funny ever and if you don't believe me go to his place of residence uninvited enter his home see the funnies for yourself
Man mr funny man Simon Lebatt is so funny im going to put a pipe bomb in his mailbox
by The mr man December 1, 2021
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Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.
Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".
by Just... January 25, 2022
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Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.
Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.
by OGanalog March 31, 2018
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Simon

A Simon... A neurosis displayed in children who display RMD (rhythmic movement disorder). Notably following a sibling death. Often found in a bereaved first child.
Mathew killed his brother. His parents had to leave the country, hoping to avoid the growing suspicions of fratricide. Now he suffers from the Simon. Natures punishment
by broken heirlooms May 30, 2020
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Simone

Is a kind person and is a big-hearted person too. He always cares about other's people feelings and he's also a very good at keeping secrets. He is very responsible and always has a smile on his face
Simone is very caring about her feelings
by Zizhou November 22, 2021
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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021
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