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SIMONA

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR MOM? SHE'S SUCH A SIMONA.
by someonealreadyused "your mom" November 21, 2021
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Simioni

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.
"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "
by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021
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Simone

simone is a very attractive boy. he is very self-critical and ambitious, but also very self-absorbed. He has brown hair and brown hair. he is usually from italy. He is handsome and not ashamed of himself. He's not a relationship type, but he's got a nice side too. He is extremely good at science subjects but absolutely not very good at drawing. He is sporty. He doesn't do anything in favor of others as long as he doesn't see any profit for himself. He is very fond of snacks. He is secretly monitored by the Russian mafia. He is the best Boyfriend you could imagine.
Simone makes a lot of poop
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Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
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Simona

The most beautiful name, maybe because it’s mine
“Simona.. such a wonderful name
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simon-olivier

Hey Simon-Olivier you are soioooo cool
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symonique

Dymonique is the bestest friend anyone can ask for. She’s loyal and sweet, popular and friendly. She’s super kind, get you a friend like Symonique who is very veryyy pretty and super lovely to her bestie D.
Do you know symonique? yes she’s popular and pretty
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