Sick Wank

Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.

I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.

by Disgraceful bus driver April 5, 2011

sick mate

A sarcastic remark about one's comment or failed action. Can be inhanced with 'yeah'. Also abbreviated as ysm.

'Friend fails to kick a ball'
"That was sick mate!"

by BristolianLad October 20, 2013

sickophant

One who eagerly exposes their illness to others, either physical or psychological, to the point of flaunting it.

That guy is an ardent sickophant who initially charms and then eventually alienates everyone he comes in contact with!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

nut sickles

Pronunciation: \ˈnət\ \ˈsi-kəls\

When your testicles,balls,nuts,gonads etc. are frozen. You have "nut sickles". This can be an extremely painful condition that can be relieved by immediate thawing.

Ref. "Iced tea bagging".

If you go outdoors in Antarctica and are not wearing pants, you will develop "nut sickles" rather quickly.

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

semi-sick

When you're too sick to operate normally but not sick enough to skip school/work. Symptoms include: excessive sneezing, runny nose,sore throat, headache, etc.

"Dude you look terrible"
"Yeah... I feel pretty bad"
"Then go home and get some rest"
"Can't I'm only semi-sick"

by i feel terrible right now March 22, 2010

fully sick

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action. It can stand alone as an exclamation but is frequently used as a modifier to qualify something as excellent. It is associated with Middle Eastern and Mediterranean Australian English, as explained on the Australian language blog Fully (sic).

"Fully sick, mate!" (stand-alone exclamation)
"Your car is fully sick, bro" (adjective)
"I will call on my fully sick boys" (modifier)

by fully (sic) September 1, 2010

sick bird

phrase used to decribe something overly incredible

syn: awesome, cool, wicked

Did you see him do that jump? It was totally sick bird

by the fonz April 6, 2005