Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place

Mason just did the Micheal shuffle

by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025

Brazilian Shuffle

A frustratingly slow walking pace renown in Brazil.

He only know's how to Brazilian Shuffle, my guess is he'll be another hour.

I ordered in a round, but your beer is now flat because of that Brazilian Shuffle you were sporting.

by moneyinmypocket June 19, 2017

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way

My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling

by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

muddy shuffle

Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it

Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle

by Fennel8263 July 15, 2023

Snuff shuffling

To categorize an unfamiliar scent into seperate, more comprehensible, odours.

"What is that smell?" Performs a snuff shuffling "It smells like chocolate and sweaty feet."

by Swaggy P5972 April 14, 2022