tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023

The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

susky scale

Scale used at Susquehanna university to determine the rating of an individuals appearance. It is an automatic +2 to what the individual would be rated out of 10 due to the lack of attractive people on campus

She is a susky scale 7. (This means she is a real life 5)

by Ogweedmaster69 July 1, 2022

food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.

I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.

by DeathGadget September 12, 2021

Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.

“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”

by Sollygiise May 21, 2023

1-10 female attractiveness scale

This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.

I things she's a 7 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by TheWordMister September 15, 2016