Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.
Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*
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Get the Be gone satan mug.Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
Get the Hamas is not Satan, Ben mug.The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
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Get the Satan mug.Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major
branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been
born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often
called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the
Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.
Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also
often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that
point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage
imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the
religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
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