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Retard Aura

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.
Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.
by Jodelosa November 10, 2010
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undiagnosed retarded

Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...

Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
by Kneel4me August 26, 2013
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Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool
When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode
by John Machtolff October 14, 2017
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Gay Retard

by Dhfofodkbsbsj July 25, 2017
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Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.
Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded
by Really,really? September 28, 2018
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Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.
Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
by udahit April 9, 2009
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retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.
"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."
by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007
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