peter pan

1. Any man who refuses to grow up and accept his responsibilities.

2. Gay slang for a middle-aged or older gay man who refuses to grow up emotionally, chases after younger men and usually wears Abercrombie & Fitch and 2(x)ist tighty whities.

1. Get real! Your PlayStation playing, no job havin', weed smokn' boyfriend is never going to ask you to marry him.

2. I like Ted, but he's 43 and he's never had a real boyfriend. Either he's a circuit queen, a whore or a Peter Pan.

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

Paternoed

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

Peter Pan

The wash Bason at a whore House.

"Dude my crotch smells like a bums nutsack and i got cum on my shaft!"
"Its alright man just scrub it off in the peter pan."

by anal speulunker May 1, 2009

Peter Pan

Giving a foot job. Massaging a penis with one's feet.

Guy#1: Yo, my girl gave me a Peter Pan last night, it was awesome!
Guy#2: Dude, you have a serious foot fetish problem!

by Pennsylvania September 30, 2009

Peterism

A set of phrases repeated in various sitations, including but not limited to; having valuable (aka high yield) information for a medical school examination, getting your dick sucked, or performing a series of tasks in a very quick manner.

TA: "Remember that this is activated when it's phosophorylated, that's a test question"
Peter: "Daammnnn, he's on that high yield! He's about to get his dick sucked reeeaaal quick!"
Other student: "Damn! That was like 4 peterism's in one sentence!"

by AUCMay2011 October 21, 2011

petering

To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.

Peter was petering whilst telling me a story about a man named jesus

by inverted_guy January 20, 2006

peter dragon

The author of the book, "Trails in the Sand"

Have you read, "Trails in the Sand", by Peter Dragon?

by Wiseman September 5, 2008