mouldy potato

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 27, 2017

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019

Potato-Bucket

The national sport of the Irish.

A game similar to cornhole, but 100% more Irish, and without the weird sounding name.

"Oi Alby, hows about a rousing game of Potato-Bucket?"
"Nah mate, I'm absolutely knackered after that last game of Guinness-Can"

by Irishm8 February 27, 2019

super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato

The super potato destroyed my home

by Raghooten August 27, 2016

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.

by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018