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post coma boner 

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
post coma boner by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

post-scene 

someone who says the outgrew their scene phase but actually hasn't. they usually say they hate scene kids, and they might call themselves "emo" without knowing the origins of the genre.
"I'm so emo."
"You mean you're post-scene."
"No, I'm emo. Scene kids are gross."
"Emo is a genre of music that was pioneered in the 80s."
"What?"
post-scene by frnakierOH September 15, 2016

post-masturbation realisation 

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

Post-Poop Butt Hurt 

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.
Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!
Post-Poop Butt Hurt by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

Post Bone 

That moment after you fuck someone really good

Post Kiyoko Depression 

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.
Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭