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Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly
Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it
by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017
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bee porn

THE THING BARRY WATCHES 6969696969 TIMES A DAY
deex: want some hot bee porn
EVERYONE: YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by DomenicWaterdash August 5, 2017
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proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
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porn butter

the frothy lube that is created from all the bumping and grinding on a hot set in front of the cameras
it was difficult to navigate across the room, with all the porn butter left after last nights escapades
by thecodger December 21, 2013
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anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.
The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.
by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021
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tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.
After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.
by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017
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porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks
Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha
by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015
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