Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

Pork Soufflé

When a female performs oral on a male with a mouthful of chewed up food.

She a freak and give him a pork soufflé.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

Pork Chop

Andrew Brown

Andrew Brown is a pork chop

by BigPork5000 February 12, 2018

Pork Dumpurine

A horrible culinary abomination created by a japanese dude taking a shit on a pork dumpling and then boiling it in urine, hence Pork Dumpurine.

Hey Zack wanna go get some japanese food?
No way i'm sick of shitty sushi and pork dumpurines, lets get Italian instead.

by ThatSpergyGuyAtTheLunchTable March 16, 2022

Pork

Dumb, lame or boring.

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork

by Chaddly July 2, 2019

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011