Knob Polish

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

polish big slick

In Texas Hold'Em, it refers to holding a 2,3. Essentially the exact opposite of big slick as this hand has very little potential aside from a straight draw or pairing those two very low cards.

Pre flop, Wally had the polish big slick. Sensing weakness, he went all in before the flop to win the blinds.

by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006

Polish the Helmet

To give a head job to.

Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.

by Master B March 10, 2003

Totem Poles

Totally or Total

'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'

by beau.sinko July 10, 2009

Polish Roulette

You get 10 Advil and one birth control pill. Put it in a hat, reach your hand in, and what ever you grab is what you take for the day.

How were you born? i played polish roulette, got an Advil not a birth control pill.

by ncbringsit06 September 23, 2009

polish rug burn

If the girl that your doin' has large unkept bush so bad that when you fuck her you get rug burn on your sack. Usually common with Eastern European women, mostly the Pols. It is also possible to get Polish rug burn on your mouth after hardcore pussy lickin.

Man I need some Gold Bond after fucking that East German chick. She gave me really bad Polish rug burn.

by liquidforcedlx February 21, 2008

Polish Peterbilt

A Polish Peterbilt is a Big Rig made by Volvo that usually will be painted either as the Polish flag (bottom half red and top half white or be just covered in Polish "Orzeł Biały" (White Eagle) decals. Typically, the Polish Peterbilts are red or white but color can vary. When they talk on the C.B. Polka can be heard in the background and if 2 polacks are talking to each other, the word "Kurwa" will be used every 2nd word. (Pronounced "Kourr-Va).

Tomasz- Kurwa!!!! Hey Vladimir! Is that Dimitri's red and white Polish Peterbilt with all the white eagle decals on her, nose-dive parked at the truck stop? KURWA!!!

Vladimir- I dont know but i saw the kurwa driver leave the truck and walk to the truck stop wearing his knee-high black kurwa socks with his brown kurwa sandals. He was also wearing kurwa aviators and had a mustache. maybe it was that Wiktor kurwa.

Tomasz- Kurwa!!!! That kurwa could be anyone! Kuuuurvaaa!

by mc94xr7 October 15, 2011