Phone Rape

When someone repeatedly sends the same text message to someone else against their will. If you're good enough at it the repeated received texts makes the other persons phone unusable.

A: Hey bitch
B: He-
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
A: Hey Bitch
B: sto-
A: Hey Bitch

User B can no longer make use of his phone because of the phone rape User A is committing

by Dabsters August 14, 2009

phone check

Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.

Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

by Trommler March 8, 2008

Phone Drone

Someone who's whole life is based around their cell phone; similar to that of a bluetool.

Alicia is such a Phone Drone that she texts in the shower.

by therockingeek March 25, 2008

Phone Sick

While away from home, spending most of the time on the cell phone talk'n with folks back home. A way of coping with home sickness 2008, while on a minutes plan, compensating by talking on a cell phone and going over their minutes, big time is "phone sick"

Tiffany: been in Vegas now for a day, just got up, wake'n & bake'n, whatz up? Hella hot here....YADA....YADA.....yada...
2,000 minutes later, where u at?
Me: Honey, you know your on a minutes now, you went over your plan 1200 minutes, your "phone sick"

by buddybudphoto August 2, 2008

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

Phone Sass

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

by Shpanc June 28, 2009